12 New Year's Resolutions:

1. Sleep all day;
2. Skydive;
3. Take quiet walks on the beach;
4. Become some sort of activist;
5. No longer fill up giant hot tub;
6. Bungee jump;
7. Fly to Mars;
8. No longer fly in a private jet;
9. Just say "maybe";
10. No longer eat caviar;
11. Find the meaning of life;
12. Stop making resolutions.

(Well, some day I will publish the fake ones...)